Horses I Have Known: The Inhaler 

Horses I Have Known: The Inhaler 

Some horses have learned that by taking in a lung full of air when they are being saddled, they can avoid being squeezed by the cinch strap. The cinch strap, or saddle girth, is the wide band that secures the saddle (and therefore you) to the horse.  Whenever mounting...
Horses I Have Known: The Scraper/Impaler

Horses I Have Known: The Scraper/Impaler

This horse seems to take every opportunity to relieve itself of an annoying rider (you) by sliding under low-hanging limbs, trying to impale you on broken branches or scraping you off against trees, rocks or other horses. I once made the mistake of wearing an...
Horses I have Known: The Back Biter

Horses I have Known: The Back Biter

The back biter is orneriness incarnate. Given half an opportunity, this horse will gladly latch onto an arm or leg and stare impassively at you as you try to wrest your limb from its teeth. My first piece of advice regarding this animal is that horses never smile. If...