A man from Whitehall, Mich., was attacked early Sunday morning by a woman with a sailfish.
According to Wood TV8, a 58-year-old woman attacked her 61-year-old boyfriend after moving a taxidermied fish he was busy sketching. The woman moved the fish and then left the room, during which time the fish fell. She then returned and blamed her boyfriend for the damage it received.
The woman then, allegedly, attacked the man with the mount and “poked him with the nose of the sailfish,” according to Wood TV8. The fish’s bill cut the man’s hand.
Police said the couple had been drinking, but the woman was not arrested due to unnamed health issues.
No word was given on the extent of the mount’s damages.
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