It’s that time of year when many dog breeders have pups for sale.
I can give my advice, if you are seeking a dog — they are all good. I understand dogs. I speak with authority, I am a dog.
First rule of thumb is look at the pup’s parents and guess how much that adult dog weighs. Any dog weighing less than 30 pounds could be considered a cat, har har! It’s the golden rule. Be careful in your selection because cats — alias “small dogs” to some — are not good on leashes and definitely run when you shoot a shotgun, so they are not great for hunting. Now, more tips on getting a dog.
After you do select a pup, give it a name and bring it home, note that as they grow and join their pack, things will become better if you follow these rules: in a house, dogs are in charge; dogs need lots of treats; dogs like to make road trips — and yes, move over that is MY place on the couch. For eons dogs lived in caves or the brush and cared for ourselves like wolves. I mean, we were wolves, but were not werewolves, har har!
Since you captured us and brought us home, the result is you now must provide shelter, food, water and entertainment — plus treats. You created this dog dependent world, so now you must wait on us. You don’t understand our language but when we whine, bark or swipe you with a paw, pay attention because we want something. If you don’t pay attention we can also jump up on you and stare into your eyes. Get up and fetch my meal, treat or whatever. My relatives were doing fine in the brush until your relatives came along and captured us.
Now, back to the pup or rescue dog that will come to your home and take over. It will need a kennel, bowls, treats, blankets, treats, food, treats, water and a collar. You can also build a better hooman and dog bond by often serving these items: bacon, cornbread, steaks and biscuits. Trust me here! —Cameron
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